Items tagged "joke"

" But, Paul how can the spirit be in us, and we in the spirit, at the same time," said the young man to the negro preacher. "Oh, dar's no puzzle about dat. It's like dat poker; I puts it in de fire, and it gets red hot. Now, de poker's in de…

Mr. P was accidentally kicked over a table a few nights ago by his room-mate whom he was striving to extricate from the terrible distress of a night mare. The gentleman thinks the name very appropriate.

A man went into a furniture room at Mankota, the other day, and sat down on a wooden bottomed chair. He immediately arose and danced and howled like the wildest kind of a Dervish. The proprietor anxiously enquired if he had an attack of any kind. "A…

They were sitting side by side,
And he sighed, and then she sighed.
Said he : "My darling idol"
And he idled, and then she idled.
He said: "You are creation's belle."
And she bellowed, and then he bellowed,
"On my soul there's such a…